Tuesday, July 1, 2008

dance party at my shirt!

ladies will know that occasionally, things must be washed by hand (some boys will know this, as well, but not usually the type of boy i know). and when things are washed by hand, they must be dried not in a heat-producing drier.

i had some things that needed to be washed by hand, and dried by air, and so, what better place for air than outdoors?

i left three tank tops draped over the porch furniture on sunday afternoon... and forgot about them until monday morning. as i retrieved my white shirt from the chair back, i noticed little marks on it.

little tiny marks.

like, little tiny footprints.

tiny, like, say, squirrel-sized.

apparently the squirrels are like my new boyfriend: they do the most annoying things but i still think it's cute.

confidential note to boys considering a position as my boyfriend: do not make the mistake of thinking you are as cute as a squirrel.

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