busted!

Pants and i were out furniture shopping for his pad this weekend. we ventured near and far, but the best stop was at a joint called West Elm in Tyson’s. it didn’t qualify as best stop because of the furniture, although i did fancy a lot of the style. Pants didn’t find the clear winner of the media cabinet battle their, either. it was the best stop because Pants found a cabinet he kind of liked, and was going to take a picture, when i offered my modeling services for the top of the side table (yes, how rebellious, we were considering a side table to use as a media cabinet).

it was taking Pants forever to get the pic, due to a dining table being in the way, and we were totally BUSTED by Udo Kier the West Elm Homosexual Furniture Salesman. we got quite the nasty look, but i’m glad because this picture wouldn’t be anywhere near awesome without the disapproval to go along with it.