It is a Sad, Sad Day.

i don't want to believe this, but it's true.

for the longest time, my dream job has been to work at the Weekly World News. but now my dreams are shattered. sure, sure, they'll have an online edition, but it's not the same. retouching photos for screen display at 72 dpi isn't as meaningful as getting that alien shadow *just so* on a tabloid-size 300dpi image.

i was already bummed out about the temples on Tisha B'Av, and now this. if you need me, i'll be curled up in bed with a pint of Ben & Jerry's.