och, my eyes!

they recently have been working on some ”innovations” at my office building. i’ll spare you my rant about using a sign that says ”Pardon Our Innovation” and just share the glorious new design they’ve installed.


the elevator entry on my floor. you can see the offending sign in the corner.



the main entryway in the lobby; you can see elevators to the right and the directory to the left.


the best part is that they messed up the alternating pattern at the far end. or maybe i just don’t get the artistic vision.



the bathrooms are also being done to match. fantastic.


a close up of the surface. i hear it’s recycled glass. suddenly i feel very against recycling.

BONUS PICTURES!

yes, i took my camera in the bathroom stall, as well, to snap this fuzzy shot of the disposal picture. why did i do such a thing? i was bemused by the fact that if this were to scale, that tampon would be about the size of a Red Bull can. eeps!



my new inbox setup at work. the bottom sign says actual work and points down… to the bin.