a well-meaning sales rep – uh, i mean, Account Executive – came around with caaahndy this afternoon. except that it was (brace yourself for an ageist remark) Old People Candy. who under 65 eats butterscotch & peppermint? seperately, i mean. i don't think anyone in their right mind would eat them together.
now that i'm thinking about it, though, i kind of want to try a peppermintbutterscotch. pepperbutterscotchmint? i bet they go together like bacon and ice cream.
upon further thought, i *like* bacon & ice cream separately, and would never want them together. HOWEVER, i *dislike* (ok, am apathetic toward) peppermint and butterscotch separately, so maybe, together, they're totally awesome. i mean, pepper and butter go together. and mint and scotch probably have a dynamic thing going on. so peppermint and butterscotch? putterscint? buppermotch? pettermotch? betpermintch?
so who wants to try it and let me know?
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Pepperscotch buttermints sound like Harry Potter candy.
i'm naming my first-born Pepperscotch Buttermints.
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