today's workplace conversation

Vin Diesel is:
The Atoned

Orthodox Zombies have never been so sexy.

that's weird

somehow my timezone became pacific. not that i have anything against the pacific timezone, just that i don't live there. in fact, i've never been there. in fact, i've never even driven through or flown over there. i don't think i even have relatives there. the closest i get is a guy that i used to be in a band with moved there, and one of my friends used to live there. oh, pacific time!

the neverending wearynesssss, whoa whoa...

...whoaoh oh whatever. i'm done tahrred out. a move and all the things such a move involves plus painting and both my parents for two days, then a 12 hour day at work, now a meeting to tell the guy that isn't doing his job that he needs to do his job...

a co-worker suggested, after i commented on my desire for not needing to have this meeting, the office crowbar. it seems so tempting right now, an hour and 15 minutes away from this sit-down. because my spidey-sense tells me it will be much anxiety on my part, a nicey-nice talk, and then more of the same b.s.

i guess i'm too tired to be optimistic right now.

Viva La Cuddle Party!

just an example of a regular occurrence in my life: i'm sitting at work, reading the internet or a story in our paper or something else, and a word triggers a song in my head. but not just any song. it's a Cuddle Party song.

today it was "Burn Piñata (Burn Burn Piñata-yata)."

someday both halves of Cuddle Party will reside within 50 miles of each other again, and the world will know wicked-cute rocking once more.

someday...

Who's got pajamas?

Impressive.

i didn't think there was a way to make the "dogs playing poker" art any better, but i saw it. at the art shop in springfield mall. how do you make "dogs playing poker" even better? add flashing LED lights.

Oh yes.

where you at?

that's right, kids. show no grammatical mercy!

My Career Plan

apparently, i have been employing the wrong strategy for my career, valuing and rewarding my employees and all. time to turn over a new leaf!